The winner of Favorite Dad Joke is:
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
Thanks to everyone who voted. Below is a list of the top favorite dad jokes based on your voting, followed by the complete bracket in JPG and PDF formats.
- I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I told a joke about time travel… but you didn’t like it.
- I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- Dogs can’t perform MRIs, but catscan.
- I don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year. Now I have emotional baggage.
- Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They’re making headlines.
- A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn’t concentrate.
- I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat ever.
- What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open toad.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
- Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s faster than walking.
- I once made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
- Two people walked into a bar. The third ducked.
