Favorite Dad Jokes 2026 – Round Two

We’re on to Round Two of our Dad Jokes voting bracket!

The closest votes from the first round were:

  • Baker dough over Sprinter eating by 1 vote!
  • Pirate birthday over Shoes from dealer by 1 vote!
  • Pirate iPad over Clock therapy by 1 vote!
  • Birds fly south over Fish hit wall by 3 votes
  • Catch a squirrel over Boring job by 3 votes
  • Catching fog over Facial hair grew on me by 3 votes
  • Clock maker over Brown and sticky by 3 votes
  • Computer cold over Shady trees by 3 votes
  • Emotional baggage over Balloon business by 3 votes
  • Shocking electrician over Pizza too cheesy by 3 votes
  • Tomato blush over Eggs cracking up by 3 votes
  • Broken pencil over Sleeping bull by 4 votes
  • Time travel joke over An impasta by 4 votes

Vote now in Round Two!

The deadline is Sunday evening, March 29.

Click the image to view the results from Round 1 or use the PDF below