And the winner of Favorite Dad Joke is:
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
Thanks to everyone who voted in this unusual bracket. Below is a list of the top dad jokes based on your voting, followed by the complete bracket in JPG and PDF formats, so you can see all the voting numbers.
- I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
- I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
- I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
- Two people walked into a bar. The third person ducked.
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
- Elevator jokes work on many levels.
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Decent food but no atmosphere.
- There’s a fine line between the numerator and denominator.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Hey, bartender, give me a beer and a mop.”
- What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
- How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
- What did the buffalo say as his son left? Bison.
- Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
- What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
- Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs.
- Dogs can’t perform MRIs, but catscan.
- Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
