Favorite Dad Jokes – FINAL RESULTS

And the winner of Favorite Dad Joke is:

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this unusual bracket. Below is a list of the top dad jokes based on your voting, followed by the complete bracket in JPG and PDF formats, so you can see all the voting numbers.

  1. I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
  2. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
  3. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
  4. Two people walked into a bar. The third person ducked.
  5. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
  6. Elevator jokes work on many levels.
  7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Decent food but no atmosphere.
  8. There’s a fine line between the numerator and denominator.
  9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  11. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
  12. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Hey, bartender, give me a beer and a mop.”
  13. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
  14. How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
  15. What did the buffalo say as his son left? Bison.
  16. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
  17. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
  18. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs.
  19. Dogs can’t perform MRIs, but catscan.
  20. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
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